Thursday, October 28, 2010

Where's my baby powder?

I might be on the verge of slapping the isht out of someone if they don't stop talking nonsense. If it's a joke, then it might be funny to someone, but not me. Maybe I'm just not in the mood for those type of jokes or whatever. More likely I'm too far like WTF at the comment to even laugh or think in a joking sense, but it's really starting to get annoying. I don't really think it's a joke tho cause I feel like if I were to agree with the nonsense, they would be all for it instead of laughing it off. Clearly any agreement on my behalf would be in jest, but I bet I'd get a text talkin bout where are you like they thought I was serious. Someone once used the term "levels of friendship"... Yeah, I have those. People need to recognize their position and stop trying to jump like 3 and 4 levels. And maybe it's more types of friendship than levels, idk, but I'm highly annoyed.

There are certain types of people that I can only take in small doses for one reason or another. Others I can handle more and then there are the few that I don't really have a limit on. Now I know that the root of my problem ultimately is me. It's always me. I have a problem (well several). I recognize that and I do my best to manage them. But there are some ppl that just make it very difficult.

So let me tell you some of the bull isht this fool said. And let's pretend it is a joke. You tell me if it's funny. Ok, what GROWN person says to another GROWN person, "let's fall asleep on the phone together" !?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT!?!?!?! WHO SAYS THAT?! Are we in middle school? Are you the boo? (if u were, ,u wouldn't be very long saying isht like that) I don't even think I EVER had anyone come out their mouth and say that to me. Not even in middle school. Who PLANS to fall asleep on the phone? If I'm sleepy I'mma get my ass off the phone and go to bed. BYE! And if I'm really that sleepy, I won't be on the phone to begin with.

Now let's pretend I took that statement as a joke. I'd prolly be like yea, lemme just get my footed pajams on and my teddy bear and I'll be ready. I go to bed and I bet wake up the next morning with 3 missed calls and a couple txt msgs talkin bout what happened.

The latest episode of ridiculousness was when the subject of a movie marathon came up. And to be honest that isn't all the way out of order. A movie night is a fairly reasonable request. Keeping in mind we are 2 grown ass people, this is where it gets unreasonable...  "Bring your clothes" !!!!! ( ( ( o_O ) ) ) !!!!! If that's not a WTF moment, idk what is. Like I said, I do have a problem, so if  I'm the one that is crazy someone please tell me. But I'm not going to premeditate spending the night over ANYONE's house for no reason unless you are the boo, it's a girl's night/slumber party type event or I'm out of town. That's it. And quite frankly even if it was NOT premeditated there would have to be an extenuating circumstance for me to even think about staying. For example, I'm too drunk to drive, or too I'm sleepy and live too far to stay awake for me to make it home

So now tell me. Is it me? Am I being too sensitive? Do I have no sense of humor? Or is this person talking crazy? I'm willing to take part of the blame, I really am. I know I have a problem and I am working on it. But I swear, it can't all be me, just can't be. I refuse to believe. Somebody please let me know.

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