Where's my baby powder?

I might be on the verge of slapping the isht out of someone if they don't stop talking nonsense. If it's a joke, then it might be funny to someone, but not me. Maybe I'm just not in the mood for those type of jokes or whatever. More likely I'm too far like WTF at the comment to even laugh or think in a joking sense, but it's really starting to get annoying. I don't really think it's a joke tho cause I feel like if I were to agree with the nonsense, they would be all for it instead of laughing it off. Clearly any agreement on my behalf would be in jest, but I bet I'd get a text talkin bout where are you like they thought I was serious. Someone once used the term "levels of friendship"... Yeah, I have those. People need to recognize their position and stop trying to jump like 3 and 4 levels. And maybe it's more types of friendship than levels, idk, but I'm highly annoyed.

There are certain types of people that I can only take in small doses for one reason or another. Others I can handle more and then there are the few that I don't really have a limit on. Now I know that the root of my problem ultimately is me. It's always me. I have a problem (well several). I recognize that and I do my best to manage them. But there are some ppl that just make it very difficult.

So let me tell you some of the bull isht this fool said. And let's pretend it is a joke. You tell me if it's funny. Ok, what GROWN person says to another GROWN person, "let's fall asleep on the phone together" !?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT!?!?!?! WHO SAYS THAT?! Are we in middle school? Are you the boo? (if u were, ,u wouldn't be very long saying isht like that) I don't even think I EVER had anyone come out their mouth and say that to me. Not even in middle school. Who PLANS to fall asleep on the phone? If I'm sleepy I'mma get my ass off the phone and go to bed. BYE! And if I'm really that sleepy, I won't be on the phone to begin with.

Now let's pretend I took that statement as a joke. I'd prolly be like yea, lemme just get my footed pajams on and my teddy bear and I'll be ready. I go to bed and I bet wake up the next morning with 3 missed calls and a couple txt msgs talkin bout what happened.

The latest episode of ridiculousness was when the subject of a movie marathon came up. And to be honest that isn't all the way out of order. A movie night is a fairly reasonable request. Keeping in mind we are 2 grown ass people, this is where it gets unreasonable...  "Bring your clothes" !!!!! ( ( ( o_O ) ) ) !!!!! If that's not a WTF moment, idk what is. Like I said, I do have a problem, so if  I'm the one that is crazy someone please tell me. But I'm not going to premeditate spending the night over ANYONE's house for no reason unless you are the boo, it's a girl's night/slumber party type event or I'm out of town. That's it. And quite frankly even if it was NOT premeditated there would have to be an extenuating circumstance for me to even think about staying. For example, I'm too drunk to drive, or too I'm sleepy and live too far to stay awake for me to make it home

So now tell me. Is it me? Am I being too sensitive? Do I have no sense of humor? Or is this person talking crazy? I'm willing to take part of the blame, I really am. I know I have a problem and I am working on it. But I swear, it can't all be me, just can't be. I refuse to believe. Somebody please let me know.

It's been a while...

See this is just like me. Start something and don't keep up with it. Geez Louise! it's been over  a MONTH! Ok, so what I'mma talk about? Mmmmmm... let's start with what I been up to (this should be quick)... shit. Next! Hehehe, just kidding, but not really. Oh! That's what I did do. I ran an 8K this past Sunday! (clap for me) Yeah, I'm still feelin today. Really didn't think I was gonna run the whole thing. All I kept thinking the whole time was when I was going to start walking. Then as I got further along and kept passing those mile markers, it was I just might be able to make it the whole way. I didn't do it in the time I wanted, but I was pretty close. I think I'm bout to get fat though cause now that the run is over I don't want to work out any more... Might need an intervention. And shout out to my supporters that came out and took some horrific pictures of me, LBizzle and 2ce. If I EVER see those pics posted ANYWHERE we might have to re-evaluate our friendship.... now on to the next one.

I'm sittin here at work, supposed to be working, but I'm chattin it up with one of my friends from school. He just told me that a stripper gave him her phone number. Ummmmm, ok. Not really sure what that means. What does that mean? Is it acceptable to take a stripper's number and actually USE it? And if you do use it, what are you calling for? Seriously. I can understand if you're some grimey ass ninja that doesn't mind infinite amounts of residue on his chicks. And if u callin her for a job, ok. I get that. Now maybe I'm a lil bias cause I have been to the strip club out here with some of my male friends and I can't say that I have ever heard any of them say they would take one home. Can't comment on the caliber of stripper my friend was dealing with, but I mean she's still a stripper. And yes, strippers are people too, but they're still strippers. There are all kinds of stigmas attached to them, but that may be acceptable for some guys.  It might be a state of famine out there for all I know. Could be something like Tucson. I wonder if anyone I know would date a stripper. Actual stripper too, not a former one. And under what conditions, if any? Maybe I can get that as a topic on one of the Upper Echelon shows. Man, this fool just said there is a lot of money in pimpin strippers... LOL. Sounds like he might be looking into a career change. Well if so then I support him, long as he doesn't try to offer me a job. That might be another friendship I'd have to re-evaluate if he did.

Ok, it's quittin time. Ciao 4 now!